You can't tame it, you can only hope to contain it!!
OOOHHHH Randy's hair has a mind of its own today!! The free flowing nonchalant attitude of his hair is quite representative of the man himself.
"That hair is an animal!!!" one passerby was heard exclaiming. "My God!! If Randy's hair could somehow turn itself into a person, that person would totally be Randy!! That blows my mind!!" another shocked and frightened coworker was heard screaming.